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| Bald Men Remind me of ze Phallus! section: aphrodisiacs subsection: Non-Food Agents I have recently begun to notice that I am wildly attracted to very bald men. And the larger and balder - the better...I decided to bring this subject up with my shrink who then suggested that perhaps bald men remind me of live, walking, talking Phalluses? I began to see the similarities that smooth head - so responsive to light stimulae - and then the greater extension of the neck and torso (also highly responsive to touch)... And bald men are always so great in bed - as they always feel so guilty about being bald... I highly recommend bald men. posted by Lana from Bosotn on November 18, 2007 -See all posts on this topic -Submit your own comment or review on this topic |
| Get Powerful with your own Penile Popsicle section: howtoplease subsection: Fantasies to Act Out I never liked popsicles until recently. My girlfriend said she had rediscovered them when she was babysitting her nieces. Once they were safely in bed she began rummaging about the kitchen for food. The only interesting item was a popsicle. As she was sucking away on a red one her boyfriend decided to 'pop' over. The site of her depe throating a rival phallus was too much for him and soon his trousers were at his ankles. Using the cold popsicle, she traced it lightly over his body and then lapped up the sugary trail. After a vigorous suck of the pop she would then take his hot member in her cool mouth - alighting further unusual sensations for her happy partner. I have put her experience to test. My conclusion: go buy popsicles Ladies. And while you can use them on your man - make sure he uses them on YOU! posted by Gemma from NYC on November 11, 2007 -See all posts on this topic -Submit your own comment or review on this topic |
| My Fantasy Man is Tom Brady. Help me get rid of Giselle! section: aphrodisiacs subsection: Non-Food Agents I could not help responding to what the woman who said James Purefoy is her masturbation fantasy. Try someone younger and hunkier. I think that in a naked contest Tom Brady would beat James Purefoy hands down. posted by Deirdre from Jacksonville on November 04, 2007 -See all posts on this topic -Submit your own comment or review on this topic |
| James Purefoy - Every Woman's Fantasy section: aphrodisiacs subsection: Non-Food Agents Have you ladies seen this man? Talk about my main masturbation fantasy. I highly recommend BUYING Season I and II of Rome (was on HBO). This man is a real MAN - not a pretty boy. Tall and rough with a sensuous mouth... Plus, one gets ample views of his naked body in this series. He is very well known in the UK so let me introduce him now! posted by Liz from Columbus on November 02, 2007 -See all posts on this topic -Submit your own comment or review on this topic |
| Paint Bulls Eyes Where You Want His Mouth section: howtoplease subsection: Best Seduction Ploys This is a very fun ploy and can be used with someone who you do not want to sleep with YET. Before he comes over, apply body paints (can be in the shape/color of a bullseye or could be as simple as little red hearts or flowers) to the areas of your body where you would like to be kissed. When you're ready, undress and point. He'll know what to do... posted by MollyP from Austin on November 02, 2007 -See all posts on this topic -Submit your own comment or review on this topic |
| The Wet T-shirt Water Pistol Showdown section: howtoplease subsection: Fantasies to Act Out Here's a fantasy that causes the blood to bubble. Go to your nearest toy store and buy some water guns. Send your lover a handwritten note saying "Pistols chez moi at 6pm. T-shirt and briefs only." Now, you can use water - or, if you have the right space - baby oil. Spray that bad boy within an inch of his life until you are both sopping wet. I am sure you can fiigure out what to do from there... Grrrrrrrrrr. posted by Jana from Detroit on October 31, 2007 -See all posts on this topic -Submit your own comment or review on this topic |
| The 'Vajayjay' Hype from Grey's Anatomy section: howtoplease subsection: Best Seduction Ploys I always thought that genitalia pet names are a great little bonder between lovers. Even Seal and Hedi Klum have named her breasts (Hanz and Franz). However, I fail to see where the word: vajayjay, has any charm whatsoever. In fact the word "vagina" sounds hideous. Certainly, 'coochi' is better! posted by Carol Ann from Indianapolis on October 30, 2007 -See all posts on this topic -Submit your own comment or review on this topic |
| Durex Performa condoms give longer erections! (supposedly) section: Reviews subsection: Contraceptives The KEY point here is that the pillowcases were supposed to also help male delay orgasm. The pictures on the pillowcases are of laughably ugly men. So as a man is on top of you, looking down - he sees a hideous man staring up at him from the adjoining pillow top... posted by Suebeth from Austin on October 30, 2007 -See all posts on this topic -Submit your own comment or review on this topic |
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